Sebuah postingan di media sosial Instagram mengguncang banyak hati ketika seorang selebgram terkenal, Agnia Punjabi, membagikan pengalaman mengerikan yang dialami oleh anak perempuannya yang berusia 3 tahun, Cana. Dalam unggahan tersebut, Agnia Punjabi mengungkapkan bahwa Cana disiksa oleh seorang suster yang seharusnya menjadi pengasuhnya.
“KEPADA TEMAN-TEMAN, BANTU RESPOST 😭🙏🏻 ASTAGHFIRULLAHAL ADZIM. BIADAB KAMU, SUSTER ‘I’,” demikian isi postingan yang dipublikasikan di akun Instagram @emyagnia.
Menurut informasi yang diberikan oleh Agnia Punjabi, suster tersebut telah dipercayakan untuk merawat Cana sudah 1tahun ini Namun, sangat disayangkan bahwa selama 2 hari itu, Cana harus mengalami perlakuan kejam yang tidak manusiawi.
“Sudah dianggap keluarga, dititipkan anak 2 hari, kenapa kau siksa belahan jiwaku ini,” tulis Agnia.
Berita ini memperoleh update positif ketika Polres Kota Malang mengambil tindakan cepat dalam menangani kasus ini. Agnia Punjabi menyampaikan rasa syukurnya atas respons cepat yang diberikan oleh pihak berwenang. “Alhamdulillah @polrestamalangkotaofficial sedang menangani kasus ini dengan cepat, doakan lancar dan tersangka dibalas dengan balasan yang setimpal,” ungkapnya.
Dalam postingannya, Agnia Punjabi juga menegaskan bahwa sebelumnya tidak ada masalah yang muncul antara dirinya dengan suster yang disebutnya “I”. Ia juga menyebutkan bahwa sus adek ( suster dari anak keduanya ), tidak mengetahui bahwa Cana telah disiksa.
Lebih lanjut, Agnia Punjabi menyebutkan bahwa terdapat rekaman CCTV yang menunjukkan adegan kekerasan yang dialami Cana selama 1 jam 15 menit tanpa ampun. Rekaman tersebut akan menjadi bukti penting dalam penyelidikan kasus ini.
Kasus ini telah memantik kemarahan dan keprihatinan luas dari masyarakat, yang menuntut keadilan bagi Cana dan hukuman yang setimpal bagi pelaku kejahatan. Kami akan terus mengikuti perkembangan kasus ini dan memberikan informasi terbaru seiring dengan adanya pengumuman resmi dari pihak berwenang.
Kepada keluarga Cana, kami ingin menyampaikan doa di saat sulit ini. Semoga Cana segera pulih dari traumanya dan dapat kembali menjalani kehidupan dengan damai.
Jakarta, 24 Februari 2024 – Aktris Indonesia, Kartika Putri, kembali mendapati dirinya menjadi sorotan netizen karena spekulasi mengenai luka-luka di wajah dan lidahnya. Beberapa mengaitkan kondisinya dengan hukuman ilahi, mengklaim sebagai akibat dari ketidakmampuannya mengendalikan perkataannya.
Tanggapan negatif di media sosial mendorong Kartika Putri untuk menanggapi rumor tersebut secara langsung. Dalam sebuah Insta Story yang diposting di akun @Kartikaputriworld pada Jumat (23 Februari 2024), ia berusaha untuk mengklarifikasi situasi dan membubarkan setiap kesalahpahaman. “Agar tidak ada berita yang menyesatkan, terutama dari mereka yang percaya pada mitos, dll. (ternyata masih banyak orang yang suka menebak dan tahayul),” tulisnya.
Ia bahkan tidak habis pikir masih ada saja orang yang berkata tidak baik kepada dirinya yang sedang sakit.
“Bahkan bisa bisanya berkata dan berdoa buruk ketika ada orang sedang diuji dengan penyakitnya kayak aku siapa sih yang mau sakit)” ucap Kartika Putri.
Istri Habib Usman bin Yahya juga merasa sedih dengan komentar jahat Netizen. Bahkan Kartika Putri menyebut mereka yang berkomentar jahat itu tidak memiliki hati nurani.
“Seperti gak punya hati nurani banget jujur sedih lihat ada orang sejahat itu. Semoga Allah tetap jaga hati kita semua yaaaaa tuk tidak menjadi orang dzolim,” tambah Kartika Putri.
Ia pun menyinggung apapun yang dikatakan oleh mereka baik itu jahat bakal kembali kepadanya.
“Ingat doa baik kembali baik begitu pun sebaliknya. Belajar tetap selalu punya hati dan pikiran yang baik ya semua followerku biar kita berkah,” pungkas.
Ini bukan kali pertama aktris tersebut menjadi sasaran kritik online. Sepanjang kariernya, Kartika Putri seringkali menghadapi sorotan netizen, dengan kehidupan pribadinya dan pernyataan publiknya sering menjadi bahan kontroversi.
Meskipun upaya Kartika Putri untuk menanggapi masalah tersebut secara langsung mungkin membantu mengurangi sebagian rumor, insiden ini menyoroti sifat meresahkan dari kritik online dan tantangan yang dihadapi figur publik dalam mengelola citra publik mereka di era media sosial.
Saat sang aktris terus menavigasi kompleksitas ketenaran dan sorotan publik, responsnya menjadi pengingat akan pentingnya mendiskriminasi dan berpikir kritis di era di mana disinformasi dan spekulasi dapat menyebar dengan cepat melalui saluran digital.
BOMINFO – Kabar mengenai hak royalti Inara Rusli, seorang penyanyi berbakat Indonesia, tengah menjadi sorotan. Menurut laporan terbaru, Inara Rusli berhak atas 50 persen royalti dari tiga lagu yang telah diluncurkan. Namun, respons dari perusahaan rekaman terkait hal ini masih menimbulkan pertanyaan.
Inara Rusli, yang terkenal dengan suara merdunya dan bakat bermusiknya, dikabarkan telah memperoleh hak royalti yang cukup besar dari lagu-lagu yang telah ia hasilkan. Ketiga lagu tersebut, yang telah menjadi hits di berbagai platform musik, memberikan kontribusi signifikan bagi karir musiknya.
Namun, respons dari perusahaan rekaman, yang bertanggung jawab atas distribusi dan pemasaran lagu-lagu Inara Rusli, belum sepenuhnya jelas. Meskipun pengakuan hak royalti tersebut menunjukkan penghargaan terhadap karya seni Inara Rusli, beberapa pihak menilai bahwa pembagian royalti yang setengahnya kepada sang artis masih kurang proporsional.
Belum ada pernyataan resmi dari pihak Inara Rusli maupun perusahaan rekaman terkait perbedaan pandangan ini. Namun, kejadian ini membuka diskusi lebih lanjut mengenai transparansi dan keadilan dalam industri musik Indonesia.
Sebagai seorang penyanyi muda yang tengah meniti karirnya, Inara Rusli menjadi simbol bagi banyak artis lainnya yang berjuang untuk mendapatkan pengakuan dan kompensasi yang layak atas karya-karya mereka. Diharapkan bahwa perdebatan ini akan mendorong perubahan positif dalam praktik pembagian royalti di industri musik Indonesia.
Perkembangan selanjutnya mengenai masalah ini masih menarik untuk diikuti, sementara para penggemar dan pihak terkait menunggu klarifikasi lebih lanjut dari semua pihak yang terlibat.
Momen syukuran 7 bulanan Ari Sigit Soeharto dengan istri yang belum diketahui namanya telah menjadi sorotan hangat di media sosial.
Video yang mengabadikan momen bahagia pasangan tersebut diunggah ke TikTok dan dengan cepat menyebar ke berbagai platform media sosial lainnya.
Dalam video tersebut, suasana syukuran terlihat begitu khidmat, dipenuhi dengan adat Jawa yang kental.
Namun, yang menarik perhatian netizen adalah fakta bahwa istri Ari Sigit bukanlah Rica Callebaut, yang selama ini dikenal sebagai pasangan resmi dari keluarga Cendana.
“Syukuran 7 bulanan mas Ari Sigit Soeharto, semoga berkah dan kebaikan senantiasa menyertai” tulis keterangan dalam akun TikTok @rharashn yang mengunggah video tersebut, pada Minggu (18/2/2024).
Sebagai informasi tambahan, pada tahun 2003, Rika Callebaut resmi menikah dengan salah satu Pangeran Cendana, Ari Sigit, cucu dari mantan Presiden Soeharto, setelah menjalin hubungan selama 4 tahun lamanya.
Dari pernikahannya dengan Ari Sigit, Rika Callebaut dikaruniai dua anak, Febrino Ariyo Atmojo dan Dianda Carriska Wibowo. Namun, sejak itu, Rika Callebaut jarang terlihat di depan publik.
Reaksi netizen terhadap video syukuran ini pun beragam.
“Lho, bukan istri Rica Callebaut?” komentar seorang netizen, mengekspresikan kebingungannya, mengutip dari lambeturah.
“Di mana sih Rica? Sudah lama tidak terlihat,” timpal netizen lainnya, mencerminkan rasa penasaran yang sama.
“Istri sahnya kan seharusnya Rica, tapi sepertinya dia sudah menikah lagi,” tanggapan netizen lainnya, menyoroti perbedaan antara pasangan dalam video dengan pasangan yang biasanya mereka kenal.
Momen syukuran tersebut tentu menjadi topik hangat di jagat media sosial, menimbulkan diskusi dan spekulasi di antara netizen tentang keberadaan Rica Callebaut dan status pernikahan Ari Sigit Soeharto.
Masalah keluarga Ria Ricis dan Teuku Ryan terus menjadi sorotan. Namun, kandasnya pernikahan mereka masih menjadi tanda tanya.
Keduanya tetap diam. Meski begitu, masih ada rumor masalah dengan orang tua Ryan.
Kini seluruh keluarga terseret ke dalamnya, karena paman dan bibi Ryan sebelumnya pernah angkat bicara soal sikap Reese terhadap keluarga suaminya.
“Saat mengomentari Ria, terlihat jelas perbedaan yang jauh antara berada di depan layar dan di lokasi syuting,” ujar Paman Teuku Ryan di channel YouTube Ria Ricis.
“Aku melihatnya sebagai pria yang baik, sopan. Kalau Ria bicara seperti ini pada kita, tidak seperti yang kita lihat di YouTube,” tambah sang tante.
Ria Ricis dikabarkan resmi mengajukan gugatan cerai ke Pengadilan Agama Jakarta Selatan melalui sistem pengadilan elektronik pada 30 Januari 2024.
Proses perceraian Ria Ricis telah dikonfirmasi langsung oleh Humas Pengadilan Agama Taslima Jakarta Selatan
Ria Ricis dan Teuku Ryan akan dipertemukan di ruang sidang pertama kali 19 Februari mendatang untuk agenda mediasi.
Pasangan Nia Ramadhani dan Ardi Bakrie sedang menikmati liburan Natal dan Tahun Baru di Amerika Serikat. Momen liburan itu diunggah Nia melalui akun Instagram-nya.
Di tengah momen liburan itu, Nia Ramadhani dan Ardi Bakrie membuat konten mesra. Sambil merangkul sang istri dari belakang, Ardi berbagi tips untuk para pria yang ingin punya pasangan seperti Nia.
Menurutnya, satu-satunya tips mendapatkan wanita seperti Nia Ramadhani yakni uang. Pasalnya perawatan untuk kecantikan Nia cukup tinggi.
“Kalau kamu pengin dapatin perempuan macam ini, taruhlah sejumlah uang di rekening bank-mu. Biaya perawatan dia lumayan mahal,” kata Ardi Bakrie dalam bahasa Inggris.
Tips Ardi Bakrie ramai dibicarakan netizen. Namun tak semua netizen berpikiran sama. Ardi Bakrie malah kembali diingatkan masalah lumpur Lapindo di Sidoarjo, Jawa Timur.
Sebagai informasi, utang Lapindo milik Bakrie Group kepada pemerintah sebesar Rp773,8 miliar dengan bunga 4% pada Januari 2022. Padahal lumpur Lapindo menyembur pertama kali pada 2006, sekitar 17 tahun lalu.
And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.
It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.
You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.
Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.
Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.
Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.
A Bicyclops Built For Two
I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Progress is a nice word.
Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?
It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!
And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!
Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!
I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?
They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.
I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.
Everyone in this world is somehow connected.
Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?
You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.
Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?
Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!
Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.
Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!
Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.
It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.
You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.
Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.
Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.
Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.
A Bicyclops Built For Two
I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Progress is a nice word.
Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?
It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!
And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!
Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!
I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?
They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.
I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.
Everyone in this world is somehow connected.
Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?
You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.
Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?
Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!
Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.
Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!
Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.
It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.
You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.
Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.
Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.
Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.
A Bicyclops Built For Two
I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Progress is a nice word.
Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?
It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!
And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!
Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!
I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?
They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.
I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.
Everyone in this world is somehow connected.
Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?
You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.
Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?
Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!
Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.
Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!
Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.
It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.
You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.
Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.
Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.
Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.
A Bicyclops Built For Two
I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.
For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.
But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised?
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Progress is a nice word.
Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?
It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!
And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!
Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!
I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?
They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.
I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.
Everyone in this world is somehow connected.
Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?
You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.
Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?
Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!
Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.
Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!
Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
